A game warden was driving down...

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"

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When I saw you coming ....

Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself,"Fifty-five at least."Woman Driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It`s this hat thatmakes me look so old."

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Two priests were riding very ...

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped bya policeman who said, ?What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident??The priests say, ?Don`t worry, my son. Jesus is with us.?The policeman says, ?In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed toride on a motorcycle.?

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After pulling a farmer over for ...

After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn`t know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?"The trooper paused to take another swat and said, "Well, yes, if that`s what they are. I`ve never heard of circle flies."The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They`re called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse."The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says," Hey, are you trying to call me a horse`s behind?""Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.""That`s a good thing," the officer says rudely, then goes back to writing the ticket.After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

 

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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania...

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He`s lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn`t telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed

Guess who I pulled over...

1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

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The cop got out of his car...

The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I`ve been waiting for you all day," the cop said.The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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